Khutbah Jumaat

You know when you go to friday prayers, the khatib will say something about not talking or saying even a word when the khutbah is being recited. But what if we accidentally laughed at the khutbah itself because its funny? will our pahala be deducted too?

No seriosly, one friday I was listening to this khutbah and the Imam said something that went something like this.

Kita, kita hendaklah menjauhi perkara-perkara... perkara-perkara yang sia sia.

Sepertimana telah kita ketahui, engineer-engineer ...dan pereka cipta. Pereka cipta motorsikal telah mencipta motorsikal beroda dua.

Namun, masyarakat yang tidak bersyukur.. menyalahgunakan motorsikal. mereka menyalahgunakan motorsikal dengan menunggangnya menggunakan satu roda sahaja.

Anak-anak muda yang menunggang motorsikal dengan hanya satu roda ini harus belajar semula bagaimana untuk menunggang motorsikal mengikut lumrah yang telah ditetapkan oleh engineer-engineer itu tadi. Iaitu dengan dua roda. 

I was like.. PFFttt..kikiki  trying to control myself from laughing. Looked around, nobody was laughing at the joke. Some was even sleeping. are they even listening to the khutbah? 

I wonder who wrote these Khutbah texts, they do have some sense of humour in them. In a good way of course. In a good way. :)

Wallahualam.